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Top Ten Bridesmaid Dresses Worse Than Yours

Ladies, if you don’t like the bridesmaid dress you’re wearing for an upcoming wedding, shut your mouths right now! It could be a lot, lot worse. After all, you could be a bridesmaid in…

#10  The Hello Kitty Wedding
Nothing says friendship like dressing your Maid of Honor like a walking Sanrio store.

#9  The Gone With the Wind Wedding
Frankly Scarlett, your bridesmaids WILL give a damn when you stuff them into corsets the size of toothpicks.

#8 The Wizard of Oz Wedding
Check out the hat in the back and thank your lucky stars that most brides let you do your own hair.

#7  The Underwater Wedding
Imagine trying to look pretty for photos while your hair is flopping around like a geriatric jelly fish.

#6 The Pajama Wedding
I know it’s only a matter of time before someone evolves this idea into a Snuggie wedding.

#5  The Star Trek Wedding
This could only get worse if the bride asked you to dress like the Trouble With Tribbles episode.

#4 The ’80s Wedding
Stop reading this blog. Go to every engaged woman you know and thank her profusely for having the foresight not to get married during the 1980s.

#3  The 4-Wheelin’ Wedding
Imagine the classy bridesmaid dresses that went with this little ensemble. Biker boots? Optional.

#2 The Edward Scissorhands Wedding
Check out the scorpions on her neck. Sweeeeet.

#1 The Nude Wedding
Are you done complaining, yet?