Vendor Tracker
If only you could track wedding vendors the same way Domino’s tracks your pizza. Domino’s, if you’re out there, I suggest you sell your technology to The Knot, STAT. And when you do, make sure to kick me back a cool ten percent.
For those of you who don’t consume high calorie, fat-laden dinner foods on a regular basis, here’s what the Domino’s Pizza Tracker looks like:
Instead of: “Our delivery expert, Jose, left the store with your order at 3:49pm” the Wedding Vendor Tracker would read, “Your cake left the bakery at 3:30pm and will arrive at the reception hall by 4:00pm.” Brilliance! Of course, there’d have to be an iPhone app as well. Extra points for a taser function that can eliminate bad wedding vendors with the push of a button.
DOMINO’S… I IMPLORE YOU… MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
P.S. At this exact moment, I could definitely use a handy box like the one above to “share my feelings” about one particular vendor. Grr…
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Uh oh! Do I need to kick some wedding vendor butt for you?
Delivery Expert, really? Is that what they’re calling it these days? Ha!
Seriously, I am shocked at the amount of bad service/bad vendors out there!
Don’t call me ghetto-but-I use the pizza tracker every week. it ROCKS!
Where’s the phase of the process where they spit on your order? Is that #2? Eew!
-Dee
What’s wrong with serving Domino’s pizza at your wedding reception?
I love the pizza tracker. It saves me from walking my lazy ass three blocks up the street…
Once again a great post and worth a bookmark.