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Top Ten Bridesmaid Dresses Worse Than Yours

Ladies, if you don’t like the bridesmaid dress you’re wearing for an upcoming wedding, shut your mouths right now! It could be a lot, lot worse. After all, you could be a bridesmaid in…

hello kitty wedding#10  The Hello Kitty Wedding
Nothing says friendship like dressing your Maid of Honor like a walking Sanrio store.

gone with the wind wedding

#9  The Gone With the Wind Wedding
Frankly Scarlett, your bridesmaids WILL give a damn when you stuff them into corsets the size of toothpicks.

wizard of oz wedding

#8 The Wizard of Oz Wedding
Check out the hat in the back and thank your lucky stars that most brides let you do your own hair.

underwater wedding

#7  The Underwater Wedding
Imagine trying to look pretty for photos while your hair is flopping around like a geriatric jelly fish.

pajama wedding

#6 The Pajama Wedding
I know it’s only a matter of time before someone evolves this idea into a Snuggie wedding.

star trek wedding

#5  The Star Trek Wedding
This could only get worse if the bride asked you to dress like the Trouble With Tribbles episode.

80s wedding

#4 The ’80s Wedding
Stop reading this blog. Go to every engaged woman you know and thank her profusely for having the foresight not to get married during the 1980s.

mud wedding

#3  The 4-Wheelin’ Wedding
Imagine the classy bridesmaid dresses that went with this little ensemble. Biker boots? Optional.

edward scissorhands wedding

#2 The Edward Scissorhands Wedding
Check out the scorpions on her neck. Sweeeeet.

nude wedding#1 The Nude Wedding
Are you done complaining, yet?


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  1. Kindra Franzen Apr 16th 2009

    And to think I heard complaints from my bridesmaids…and my family paid for their dresses, shoes and hair. If someone did that for me I’d wear the Hello Kitty dress, of course I’d need tranquilizers first!

  2. Wait, you’re not having a pajamas wedding?

    Not coming.

  3. london james Apr 16th 2009

    I went to a nude wedding up in Humboldt once. It was clothing optional, but I decided wearing clothes wasn’t optional for me.

  4. don’t mess with the 4X4 wedding. All they need is a couple of shotguns and cheap beer and it’s all good!

  5. casey kilpatrick Apr 16th 2009

    I think the Wizard of Oz one is kinda cute, IMHO.

  6. The clothing optional wedding my sister is going to is in Humboldt, too! What are the chances? ;)

  7. london james Apr 17th 2009

    Janet- I had the chance to go to Humboldt and defected to Vancouver instead (which is where I met Jaime). The chances of a nude wedding in Humboldt are 1:1- in fact, isn’t it required? ;) I can’t believe your sister is going to one!!

  8. My boyfriend asked me to marry him and we are. I am hoping for a late fall wedding but we haven’t done much preparation yet. Does anyone have any ideas for when is the perfect time to buy the wedding dress?


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