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Tweeting Like a Couple of Twats

weddingroadtrip is on twitterWeddingRoadTrip has officially joined the Twittersphere… and I feel like such a twat. Back in the day, twat was a slang word for a woman’s nuh-nuh. Now it’s the past tense of tweet, which used to be what a bird did first thing in the morning. Now birds just sit mournfully, longing for the days when their little voices weren’t used to say things like “in the bathroom” and “@kevinrose you’re so funny, LOLZ.” Voices that were stolen by America’s youth. Twitter must be stopped!

I would write more, but I’m too busy playing with my TweetDeck. Wow. Now doesn’t that sound dirty?


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  1. OMG! I totally LOL’d at twat and also at your other shout-out. :)

  2. Gross. If you could see my face now, it would have a lock of shocked disapproval.


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